Dark Conspiracy Munchkin Page
Character type:
- Real Men: play Special Forces officers
- Real Roleplayers: play starving street-kids
- Loonies: play Empaths
- Munchkins: play Special Forces Nomenklatura Empathic Paraphysicist ET Pilots
Usual mode of transport:
- Real Men: drive a HMMWV
- Real Roleplayers: drive a Zil or a Yugo, or take the bus
- Loonies: drive a converted school bus
- Munchkins: drive a P-320 APC everywhere
Favourite piece of normal weaponry:
- Real Men: use a Wildey Wolf
- Real Roleplayers: use a Colt Krait
- Loonies: use a crossbow
- Munchkins: use an Armington Heavy Laser
Favourite piece of DarkTek weaponry:
- Real Men: use a Bolter
- Real Roleplayers: use a Sonic Stunner
- Loonies: use a Deliquescer
- Munchkins: use a Spectral Gatherer
Favourite other piece of DarkTek:
- Real Men: want a Running Box
- Real Roleplayers: want a Facedancer
- Loonies: want an Empathic Viral Mutator
- Munchkins: want a Folder Pod
Favorite way to die
- Real Men: In a hail of caseless depleted uranium slugs from a security bot
- Real roleplayers: used in a bizarre genetic mutation experiment by a faceless mega corporation
- Loonies: walking round the uncontrolled zones after dark with a bag full of money
- Munchkins: Don't die, their living brains are used to power battle cyborgs with Austrian accents and LOTS of big guns
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